odins-one-eyed-fuck
  • God: and so, adam and eve, it is your duty to name aaaaall of my beautiful creations, flora and fauna. my only restriction is that you do not eat from the tree of knowledge
  • God: also dont roll up the magical green leaves and smoke them
  • Adam: alright im gonna call this one a lion... this ones a monkey...
  • Serpent: hey yo adam why dont you roll a joint with me
  • Adam: i dunno man god said i shouldnt
  • Serpent: hey fuck god this shits excellent. all the other kids are doing it
  • Adam: ehhhh ok i guess
  • (later)
  • Adam: ehehehehe ok and you're the woodcock. ahahaha wood cock. and you're the great tit. hehehe great tits
  • Eve: (walks in eating cheetos) dude lets call this one the BLUE FOOTED BOOBY
  • Adam and Eve: (uproarious laughter)
  • God: cmon what the fuck guys